21st October 2014

If My Dog Could Talk

  • Dog:

    WAT DOING

  • Me:

    Nothing. I just stood up.

  • Dog:

    WHERE GO

  • Me:

    I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.

  • Dog:

    CAN I COME

  • Me:

    I mean sure but I'm literally just-

  • Dog:

    I COME TOO

  • Dog:

    WAT DOING

  • Me:

    I need to open this door.

  • Dog:

    I HALP

  • Me:

    No but you're in front of the door. Move please.

  • Dog:

    I HALP

  • Me:

    Sigh.

  • Dog:

    WHERE GOING

  • Me:

    I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.

  • Dog:

    CAN I COME

  • Me:

    Sure.

  • Dog:

    I SIT IN LAP

  • Me:

    No please don't you are-

  • Dog:

    I SIT IN LAP

  • Me:

    No there's no room and-

  • Dog:

    LAP

  • Me:

    No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.

  • Dog:

    RIGHT HERE

  • Me:

    That's literally on top of my leg.

  • Dog:

    IT'S PERFECT PET ME

  • Me:

    I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-

  • Dog:

    PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

  • Me:

    I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-

  • Dog:

    PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

  • Me:

    I AM

  • Dog:

    I SIT IN LAP

  • Dog:

    PET ME PET ME PET ME

  • Dog:

    HOLD SLOBBER TOY

  • Dog:

    SNEEZE IN UR FACE

  • Me:

    .......

Reblogged from : auroratigress
20th October 2014

Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers (non-negotiable) (positivity is cool)

Asked by auroratigress

I don’t normally do these but Aurora is pretty rad so why not. 

1. I’m pretty chill. Takes a bit to get me wound up.

2. I usually will toss bugs outside as opposed to killing them. Unless it’s mosquitos. You come for my blood, you accept the consequences.

3. I think I have a pretty diverse/good taste in music. Which is subjective. But I still think it’s good. And this is my list.

4. I seem to be pretty good at making people laugh. Which I enjoy.

5. I’ve gotten pretty comfortable being into the things I’m into without worrying about what other people are gonna think.